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	<title>Better Than Sliced Bread &#187; poem</title>
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		<title>Well, what “If”?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simo Ahava</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Rudyard Kipling, I tried to keep my head while all about me The sound of guillotines went chop-chop-chop. Decapitated heads were rolling slowly All down the stairs towards the butcher&#8217;s shop. The hardest part was standing out there waiting A patron badgered me about his bill. As severed heads soon bounced upon the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Christmas Haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Simo Ahava</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost Christmas So I must write about it In a haiku form We tend to write shit But this time of year we try To write excrement Because we found joy In our hearts and in our minds So it&#8217;s party time No dead baby jokes No abusing Thoreau&#8217;s book (&#8216;Walden still sucks!&#8217; -Ed) [...]]]></description>
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