Free coffee and biscuits caused a rampage
“The staff of the English Department, in an unprecedented act of foolishness and with complete lack of foresight, decided to offer the languishing student body something to cheer them up and maybe carry them through the harsh, cold winter months: coffee and biscuits. In a rampage one bystander described as ‘hauntingly similar’ to the Job Offer Riot of 2008 (when the department advertised one minimal pay opening as a …

As the doors of the lecture rooms close for the last time in December, signalling the beginning of the Christmas break, the students and staff at the Faculty of Arts find themselves in a familiar situation: with almost no money, with nothing to look forward to except a gloomier future and with the Faculty library closed for a month, ‘tis the season to be anything but jolly.
'Tis the season to be anything but jolly
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Student Severely Beat Up After Being Found Using A Calculator
“The police are investigating the case of S. Tuary, a German philology student who was roughed up bad on Thursday afternoon. Eyewitnesses to the assault claim that Tuary was seen using a calculator only minutes before the mugging. These so-called ‘calculus crimes’ have become an alarming trend in campus violence lately, and even though the habit of using science equipment and solving math problems is frowned …

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