Because The Car is much more than a source of arguments.

First of all, I was out of tea. It’s excruciatingly painful, it’s almost like the world’s ending. You begin to ponder your own mortality and shit. Secondly, I overslept. Well, not really, for I usually get up at this hour, but today was no usual day, oh no. I had a performance, you see. I had my first and only performance.
So I had to look nice: a freshly-ironed white shirt, one of those black ties …

To ring in the New Year (and decade!) BTSB invites you to look away from the future ahead of us and turn back to 2009! How did the last spin around the sun fare against the others?

If by some miracle you’ve managed to not notice that Christmas is fast approaching, well… it is. And many of my fellow students are heading home for some traditional food, traditional snow (if home is north enough) and traditional presents. If you’re going home by plane (which is unlikely, I’m simply pretending to keep up an xmassy theme), here’s what you shouldn’t do.

Christmas time is here,
And so it is also time
For a new haiku.