St. Peter: Good morning, how may I help you?
Achmed: I’d like to be admitted into Heaven.
St. Peter: Name, please?
Achmed: Achmed Mamoud.
St. Peter: Mamoud, Mamoud… Ah, here we go. “Died in a car accident“. That must’ve been dreadful.
Achmed: Not really.
St. Peter: Ah, yes, quite, I see. Hm. You will be expecting seventy two virgins, then.
Achmed: I thought it was part of the deal, yes.
St. Peter: You need to sign here. And here. And here. Note that …