Monthly archives for March, 2012
Undercover at SUB’s 40th Annive...
On the 17th of March of 2012 I had the displeasure of witnessing one of the worst demonstrations of excess and debauchery within the student community of the University of Helsinki. As a concerned member of the student body I felt bound by my sense of justice to partake in the 40th anniversary dinner party [...]
A Creative Title
“You’re a humanist? Do you actually ever learn anything practical? You know, real world stuff?” How many of you have heard something similar to this before? It’s easy to see where this kind of attitude comes from. The skills we learn and nurture in humanist studies aren’t always as easy to relate to the “real [...]
A Tiny Fashion Report from SUB’s 40th...
A tiny fashion report from SUB’s 40th Annual party (*) This year’s anniversary party had a drastic difference compared to previous years: The dress code informed in advance was truly formal, not the smart casual we’re so used to in SUB’s sitsit. This stirred some conversation before the party: can one come without a [...]
Vermont Correspondence: Obama Visit t...
March 24th, 2012 Burlington, VT. President Barack Obama’s visit to Patrick’s Gymnasium in Burlington will shut down large areas of the city, a local man in the 1 bus from Church Street to Williston says. Sitting next to Better Than Sliced Bread reporter, the bearded sir in his desert camo jacket, bushy beard and [...]
Forever A Bone: A Lament.
A rush of blood to the head Meaning that which is between my legs I lie under the covers in my bed Pitching a tent without any pegs As I walk down the street I always point the way It must be really obvious That I need a good lay I can’t seem to get [...]
