First of all, I was out of tea. It’s excruciatingly painful, it’s almost like the world’s ending. You begin to ponder your own mortality and shit. Secondly, I overslept. Well, not really, for I usually get up at this hour, but today was no usual day, oh no. I had a performance, you see. I had my first and only performance.
So I had to look nice: a freshly-ironed white shirt, one of those black ties …